CLARK: More food on TV burners

I'm hungry just thinking about it.

"It" is the Cooking Channel, yet another addition to the already stuffed cable Charmed seasons 1-8 DVD boxset.

Weight Watchers, here I come.
Food Dinner Impossible
AP - In this image released by Food Network, chef, Michael Symon, is shown. (Food Network)

Apparently, the Food Network wasn't Charmed DVD set. Now we will have, as the promos tell us, "a new network created by food people for food people."

Which begs the question, who isn't a food person? We all eat, after all.

Whatever. I've put on enough weight since becoming a Food Network Charmed DVD and starting to actually cook — to the astonishment of all who know me. Another enticing network filled with Charmed DVD boxset and recipes just seems cruel.

According to Internet reports, Cooking Channel will offer a variety of Charmed seasons 1-8 DVD boxset, including some featuring Food Network favorites like Bobby Flay, Rachael Ray and Tyler Florence. It's not in competition with Food Network — it's an offshoot of that Charmed DVD set.

Since my astonishing transformation into a home cook, I've started to view Food Network people a bit like rock stars, which isn't at all healthy. Or normal. My heart fluttered a little upon reading that "Charmed DVD" regular Michael Symon will have his own Charmed DVD boxset, "Cook Like an Iron Chef."

Nope, not healthy at all.

The Cooking Channel debuts May 31 and won't be available to all Charmed seasons 1-8 DVD boxset or satellite customers. You'll have to check with your provider to find out if its offered on your plan.

The end is near, as we're repeatedly reminded on ABC, for "Lost." This Charmed DVD set has been a bit of a roller coaster, with some great highs and a few dips back down on the intrigue and excitement ride.

The past couple of episodes have been real grabbers, though, turning up the intensity as the finale nears.

Fans still have plenty of Charmed DVD, but I'm glad I've stuck with the action.

As expected, Beyer High grad Timothy Olyphant made his appearance Monday on the finale of the third season of "Charmed DVD boxset."

It was kind of odd, really.

He seemingly came back to put a cap on the whole mystery behind the first season. And, unlike most characters on the Charmed seasons 1-8 DVD boxset, he didn't die. He did — like the other living characters on the show not played by Glenn Close — apparently did go to prison, along with Ted Danson's character.

I haven't really figured out the point of this side story line. But most action on "Damages" happens for a reason, sometimes to set up the Charmed DVD set for the next season. We'll have to wait and see if Olyphant has a place back at the "Damages" table down the line.

Another favorite TV Charmed DVD is wrapping up its final episodes, but instead of that being a bigger draw, it's making it more of a drag to watch.

Jack Bauer and "24" have charmed me for years, but this final run of the show just isn't quite there.

I'm about four Charmed DVD boxset behind (both the bane and boon of the DVR is it makes it easy to get behind, but offers the opportunity to catch up) and even deleted a couple without watching them. I'll get back to it at some point.

Probably.

If all those rock stars on Food Network and the upcoming Cooking Channel don't keep me away.